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« on: July 06, 2017, 12:30:56 PM »

Another season is upon us..... looks like it might have potential.
All the usual stereotypes are present, and it sounds like the twists this year might actually work out!
So, without further ado..... the first song of this season
(based on the first couple of episodes, I couldn't help but put this one out there):
 
 
To the tune of “Posh”

By The Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang Soundtrack

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNpWBMNyC0w)

Others have paranoia for a while, yours exceeds them by a mile
Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
Saying you’re smart, assuming the worst, but not so properly
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H… Josh

Psychotic rants, throwing shade, acting like a clown
When paranoia bubbles up, you'll never let us down
You’re on your way, no more to play, ta-ta and toodle-oo
Don’t let the door hit your butt… goodbye, good riddance too!

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
Two days in, you’re falling apart… time for psychiatry
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H… Josh

When on a team, our goal we mean to win and gain our safety
My teammates haven’t got a clue, the group’s ‘bout to hate me
I’ll grab the gold, protect myself, my team can take the fall
It’s all about me, I am smart, middle finger to you all!

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
Oh seeing him crumble’s kinda sad, a hustler wannabe

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
When you have a chance in the game to advance, you do it selfishly
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H
J-O-S-H, J-O-S-H… Josh
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2017, 03:57:47 PM »

 Good one, Rico. Nice to see you again for another season!
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2017, 05:21:42 PM »

glad you are back, love it as usual
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2017, 07:55:38 PM »

Yay! Rico's back!😍
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2017, 09:31:28 AM »

Excellent.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2017, 12:39:28 PM »

Thank you all for your kind welcome back... it's great to see everyone again!
 
 
To the tune of “Endless Love”
By Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8)

[Cody:] My love,
We didn’t play this game right
Full speed day 1’s not bright

[Jessica:] My worst love,
You tell me what I should think
Plan every step I make

[Cody:] And I
[Jessica:] I-I-I-I-I
[Cody:] I won’t be there
[Both:] Cuz all I’ve got is you
[Cody:] No one else gets through...

[Jessica:] And your eyes
[Cody:] Your eyes, your eyes
[Both:] They’ve got such a cold, blank stare!
Ooh yes, you will always be
My Friendless One

[Both:] Cold hearts,
Some say this game should be fun
We just get business done

[Jessica:] Forever
[Cody:] Ohhhhhh
[Both:] They’ll bring you/(me) back to the farm
They can't resist your/(my) “charm”

[Jessica:] And love
[Cody:] Oh, love
[Both:] I'll be a tool
For ratings, I'm sure
[Jessica:] Psycho-intense, gold mine
[Cody:] Oh, you know I’m a gold mine

[Both:] 'Cause you,
You’ve got no one else in the house, but me, Oh
[Jessica:] I know
[Cody:] I know
[Both:] I've found in you
My Friendless One

[Cody:] Oooh-woow
[Both:] Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb

[Both:] Oooh, and love
[Cody:] Oh, love
I'll be back soon
For ratings, I'm sure
[Jessica:] You’re a gold, land mine
[Cody:] Oh you know-
[Both:] I will grind

[Both:] And, YES
You'll(I’ll) be the Battle Back one
'Cause NO one can deny
CBS wants you(me) back inside
And they’ll give it all to you(me)
[Cody:] My love
[Jessica:] My love, my love
[Both:] My Friendless One
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2017, 10:35:56 AM »

Wicked good!
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2017, 02:50:27 PM »

 
 
To the tune of “Where the Streets Have No Name”
By U2

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQxl9EI9YBg)

I wanna run, I want to hide
I wanna tear out my hair
As I watch those inside
Some need to go back
From whence they came
With the Meatballs to blame

Josh is unreal, such a disgrace
Yet, it’s not ok to throw
Pickle juice to face
Guests better take shelter
From a poisoned game
With the Meatballs to blame

Where the Meats have no shame
Where the Meats have no game
Still failing, then running their mouth
Running their mouth, and when they go there
They look like a fool, it's all in plain view

The house is upturned, and no one to trust
With plans disrupted by twists
Wins are a must
There is no place
For strategic mistakes
And the Meatball’s to blame

Where the Meats have no shame
Where the Meats have no game
Still failing, then running their mouth
Running their mouth, and when they go there
They look like a fool, it's all in plain view

Your love is a bust
Making poor decisions again
Poor decisions again, oh, and I see your “love”
Create a blinding trust

Oh, we're making poor decisions again
Poor decisions again
Oh, when you go there, you look like a fool
You deserve ridicule
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2017, 05:43:19 PM »

Another winner! Thanks Rico.
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2017, 05:26:40 PM »

 
 
To the tune of “Crazy Train”
By Ozzy Osbourne

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VZjE6JdHg)

All aboard!  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Crazy, but that's how it goes
A house full of people living as foes
Childish, adolescent debates
Banging the pots
Singing circus refrains

Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train

We sit in the bleachers
And look at the fools
Follow the leader
Who tells them the rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
Then CBS sells it, and they live out the role
Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that ratings are the only thing
You gotta pander to the world
Yeah

12-year-old bullies
That's what they've become
Classless berating… is especially dumb
Crazy, bad behavior affair
Are they proud of their actions?  Not at all self-aware?

Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2017, 05:31:44 PM »

Excellent.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2017, 09:49:35 PM »

 
This one is obviously Jessica singing to Cody...
 
 
To the tune of “Ready To Take A Chance Again”
By Barry Manilow

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkr9Ipj1XA)

You remind me this game can be Hell
Shows from the past have taught me to play
But not very well

This game has surprises
A crisis arises, and you lose your cool with the group
It’s just how you are
And it’s not very good

But.. I'm… ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it
And I'm ready to drop my pants again for you

Babies cryin’… put an end to our ‘ffair
I just held on, but the soldier was done
Ten minutes repair…

And... I'm… ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it

And I'm ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it

And I'm ready to drop my pants again
And I'm ready to drop my pants again for you
For you
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2017, 03:53:09 AM »

Wicked good Rico!
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2017, 10:34:47 PM »

As Cody would sing it.....


To the tune of “Garden Party”
By Ricky Nelson

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHR7_VZdRw)

(For a very rough rendition of the lyrics below, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHDL0M-32fA)

I went to play Big Brother, share a house and find a friend
A chance to earn half a million bucks, ‘cause I thought I’d win
When it got to the competitions, I knew that’s why I came
No one could deny me, I put them all to shame

But it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

And people came from miles around, everyone was there
Elena brought her life vest, Kevin brought his hair
An' over in the corner, Christmas flexed her thighs
Raven danced into Matthew’s heart, and Jess was my surprise

But it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

I played those competitions, but that’s not all the game
Never thought ‘bout being social, and layin’ low’s insane
Relied on Jess to get me thru, ‘cuz she belongs to me
When she left I got the back-door, now it’s time to leave

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Meatball child
Playing the pots, raisin’ hell, and acting crazy wild
If you’re gonna play BB20, I wish you a lot of luck
But if meatballs and vets make up the game, I rather drive a truck

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2017, 05:44:49 PM »

Wicked good!
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