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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2016, 01:23:43 PM »

 
 
To the tune of “Big Girls Don’t Cry”
By The Four Seasons


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40bTOCv3_ak)


Mi-chelle-just-cries
Mi-chelle-just-cries

Mi-chelle… she just cri-i-ies     (she just cries)
She cries… all the time     (In bed… cry and cry)

Thur-urs-day… say goodby-y-ye     (My oh my)
Thur-urs-day… dry your eyes     (Don’t cry and cry)

(Super-fan)
You know the game, you should be tough
(Super-fan)
A pity-play… it isn’t enough
(Super-fan)
When you’re gone, it’s no surprise
You’ll cry and cry

Mi-chelle… she just cri-i-ies     (she just cries)
She cries… all the time     (tears fall, all the time)

(Maybe)
It’s a to-o-ool     (it’s a tool)
If it is, you’re a fool     (you’re such a fool)

(Silly girl)
Shame on you, you’re crying in bed
(Silly girl)
That’s not good, your strategy’s bad
(Silly girl)
Super-fan… expect the lies
All you do is cry

Mi-chelle… she just cri-i-ies     (she just cries)
She cries… all the time     (and it’s an ugly cry)

Mi-chelle-just-cries
Mi-chelle-just-cries
Mi-chelle-just-cries
Mi-chelle-just-cries
Mi-chelle-just-cries
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2016, 06:24:47 PM »

Perfect.  Thanks Rico.
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2016, 12:09:57 AM »

Once again, thank you all for your kind words...

Well, this one was obviously coming at some point this year.
Since PP may be over this week, I figure now is as good of a time as any....
 
 
 
To the tune of “Hey Paula”
By Paul & Paula


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vOo-3XWxpo)
 

[Paul]
Hey, hey, Paulie… I’m gonna get rid of you
Hey, hey, Paulie… the time for PP is through
I've played you this long, faked loyalty too
Paulie, I can't play no more with you
Bye, bye, love… bye, bye, love

[Paulie]
Hey Paul… I've been a puppet for you
Hey, hey, hey Paul… I’ve copied all that you do
Now Corey’s my boy, and his friendship’s real
At least that’s what in the DR I feel
My bud, my bud

[Both]
Friendship means planning for “Final Two”
Now if I’m there, it won’t be with you
“Friendship” is only a word we used
Trying to control what you do
We’re liars… we’re liars

[Paul]
Hey, hey, Paulie… No more bro-mance for you

[Paulie]
Hey, hey, Paul… I’m God’s gift to girls, too

[Both]
Friendship means planning for “Final Two”
Now if I’m there, it won’t be with you
“Friendship” is only a word we used
Trying to control what you do
We’re liars… we’re liars

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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2016, 06:07:28 PM »

Stellar.
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2016, 07:13:27 PM »

Sweet.
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2016, 03:22:39 PM »

 Grin Awsome
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2016, 02:18:43 AM »

 
 
To the tune of “Ring Ring”
By ABBA


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0EoXdpOqg)


You were sleeping in your room
The mood was bad, a touch of gloom
Then a guest came in, started talking smack… about you
Comments stung with quite a bite
Everything they said was right
Won't you tell me how it feels with a target on you?

Zingbot set the sights on you
And there’s nothing you can do, oh-oh

Zing!  Zing!  Out of the hammock you fall
Zing!  Zing!  Comments will make you look small
Zing!  Zing!  Meltdown in front of us all
With your faults exposed for all to see
You will take it from Zingbot happily
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all

All the stupid things you’ve done
Your decisions that were wrong
It is all fair game for the jokes the Zingbot is makin’
Did you cry, and puke or spew?
Or your girl’s controlling you?
Did your spirit crumble like the lousy pies you’re bakin’?

Zingbot won’t let you forget
Sarcasm on our TV set, oh-oh

Zing!  Zing!  Out of the hammock you fall
Zing!  Zing!  Comments will make you look small
Zing!  Zing!  Meltdown in front of us all
With your faults exposed for all to see
You will take it from Zingbot happily
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2016, 07:34:41 AM »

Another winner.  Thanks Rico.
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2016, 07:16:16 PM »

 
 
To the tune of “Key Largo”
By Bertie Higgins


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA)


Wrapped around his finger
Nicole in typical form
Not too worried ‘bout game-play
Lying safe in Corey’s arms

Watching others make moves
Distracted by love so temporary
Hoping he’ll be her hero
And she’ll be his leading lady

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
Good luck to you kids
To win like Rach and Jordan did
It could happen again, I know, but…
Tough way to win in Big Brother

Nat and James are no better
You won’t see them apart
But their game they’ll surrender
A target right on their heart

She’s a smokin’ hot deal
He’s average for men
A cute couple, for real
But will it get you the win?

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
Good luck to you kids
To win like Rach and Jordan did
It could happen again, I know, but…
Tough way to win in Big Brother

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2016, 07:42:17 PM »

Nice!  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2016, 06:58:57 PM »

 
I know... there are 6 remaining as of today and the song below says 5. 
I'm already accounting for one leaving this week.
 
To the tune of “Soak Up The Sun”
By Sheryl Crow


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls)

Paul’s friend has earned his trust… and also Nic and Corey’s
They better watch their a@@, or he’ll wind up winning BB

Not much on social game, no showmance daily romp
He’s getting what he wants, by winning every comp

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

He’s gonna beat everyone
He’s gonna beat everyone

They’ve got real tough job… one eviction’s hard enough
He’ll do whatev’ it takes… Coming back for him ain’t too tough

Every time you turn around
Victor’s takin’ someone down
Even when you cut him loose
Production sends him back to you

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

He’s gonna beat everyone
Can win in his sleep

Paul has the friendship thing, but not like a Svengali
He’s along for the ride, but baby, Vic’s the one who has the key

Every time you turn around
Victor’s takin’ someone down
Even when you cut him loose
Production sends him back to you
Wins HOH and Veto too

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
Unless the others combine
So they can move on
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2016, 08:00:55 PM »

Wicked good!
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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2016, 02:39:39 PM »

Well, we are at the end of another season...
I must admit, I'm scratching my head a little with Paul's choice, even though I knew it was coming.
Some people get on BB for the experience of it, some because they just want to be on TV, and some want to win.
We've seen people give up a chance at $500,000 for a showmance they think is a real life relationship, and we've seen them do it for what they perceive is some sort of actual loyalty or obligation.  This year we have seen someone play a great game, switch "loyalties" when necessary, lie when necessary, win comps when necessary, insult and agitate (even when not really necessary), then risk $450,000 because of an idealistic (perhaps "I will beat either of them" cockiness) attitude.
"James doesn't deserve to be there at the end"? Huh  That may be true, but... really?  You're going to play a great game and then risk it all on "punishing" or "not wanting to reward" someone else for, in your opinion, not doing enough during the season?  Are you there to win, or to make a commentary on how you feel the game should be played?
Well I hope you enjoy your noble commentary.  Problem is: noble commentary doesn't help your family, noble commentary doesn't send your kids (or future kids) to college, you can't live in a new house built on noble commentary, and it won't pay your bills for the next 10 years.
Here's the kicker.... Paul was willing to play the deceitful, loyalty-flipping, do-what-you-have-to-do aspect of the game all season - but not at the very end. 
I know Nicole said she would be able to live with herself better by taking someone to the final 2 who deserves it.  Umm…. Hello… this isn’t real life!  It is a game!  Now, $500,00… THAT’S real life!  The whole game is built around rewarding deception and competitiveness, not chivalry!  Trying to introduce some sort of noble gesture into it is completely out of place. 
I don't know if it was too much confidence in being able to beat either one, or if he doesn’t really care about or need the extra $450K, but not taking James to F2 was certainly a costly mistake (if you care about actually winning). 
 
 
To the tune of “Don’t Write Me Off”
By Hugh Grant, in the movie “Music & Lyrics”


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqSpukl9zCU)
   
It’s never been easy for me
To justify what could be called stupidity
But this time Paul actually said what’s on his mind
So a costly “noble” choice perhaps is fine

With half a million, your whole life could change
Your family’s future you could rearrange
You were playing in a game that’s full of lies and mean attacks
You were willing to throw the “C-word” and stab your friends right in the back

And while you knew, based on his track record,
Taking James would be the safest bet
You went with the more “noble” choice, that someday you might… regret

For years in the house we have seen the same old story
They want the money, fame, and their “15 minutes” of glory
But there’s something new this season, if you take another glance
Hypocritical  “friendship” underneath your hateful rants

And though I know, you already played a game
Good enough… to beat any vet
To not insure it at the end, is something you might… regret
Something you might… regret
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2016, 01:02:27 PM »

Nice!  I agree with you about Paul decision to take Nicole. 
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