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« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2015, 05:22:37 PM »

The only thing that's epic is the level of fail...
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« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2015, 12:20:05 PM »

 
Here's a quickie:

To the tune of “Spanish Eyes”
By Engelbert Humperdinck

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTUpWwDRrv8)

I don’t see why
Teardrops incessantly falling from your eyes
Please, please don't cry
It’s just a TV show, and not real life

Soon you’ll be spurned
Then open the flood gates, here come Niagara Falls!
Oh please, it’s make-believe!
Not everyone gets a trophy unless you’re three

I don’t see why
A total breakdown occurs on every show
Ratings?  I don’t buy
Perhaps if I was in there then I’d know

Soon you’ll be spurned
Then open the flood gates, here come Niagara Falls!
Oh please, it’s make-believe!
Not everyone gets a trophy unless you’re three
Not everyone gets a trophy unless you’re three

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« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2015, 05:05:32 PM »

Hey Rico, wanna know what this kid's sayin'?  Dat was funny!!!
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« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2015, 02:16:15 AM »

Before anyone gets too upset or posts a hateful response, let me say that this song could just as easily been about a male.  It's just that a female example fits better into the song.  I love and respect women, and I realize there are many, many intelligent ladies (and men) who are also funny, attractive, kind, etc... they have it all.  This song is not about them.  This song is about the ones you see on the late night talk show "interview on the street" segments.  
So, take a deep breath and relax (if you need to, or are super sensitive).... it's just for fun!
(By the way, regardless of what I said above, it's definitely okay to post a negative response!)

To the tune of “American Girl”
By Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkblbJqwn0)

Well, she is an American girl
Actually, two of them
They couldn't help thinkin'
That Sigmund Freud was known… as a magic act

After all it sounds like Siegfried and Roy
And no one claimed they were geniuses
I guess if you got looks, darlin’
There’s nothing more that you really have to be

O yeah, stereotype
Just an easy lady
Not too sharp or bright
These days… an American girl

Well, it seems she could cry all night
Not take a moment to even breathe
Yeah, she can manipulate guys
I guess that would count for talent, or ability

And we’ve all seen comedians
Talk to people on the street
God it's so painful when knowledge is so close
And still so far out of reach

O yeah, stereotype
Just an easy lady
Not too sharp or bright
These days… an American girl
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« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2015, 02:24:03 AM »

By the way, thank you..... Cheri, nokinut, spinelli, Ftlbeachbum, rocksniffer and bann3d for your support!
Hope I didn't offend anyone with my last one!
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2015, 04:36:39 PM »

This year seemed a little less inspiring to me.  Maybe because it was the same week after week... Vanessa bawling her eyes out and being astonished that anyone would ever blame her for anything, and then deciding who to evict next.
I don't know.  It wasn't really a horrible year, it was just repetitive I think.  Same comps (which I like that they repeat some, others - not so much), predictable weeks, failed "twists" (BB Takeover was an embarrassment - it would be GREAT if someone brought it up live on the show).  Whatever happened to luxury comps not incorporated in a veto?  Something just for fun and prizes?  Surely they make enough on the show to afford a few more prizes.  Maybe not even a comp... maybe just a game of some sort?  ANYTHING to provide a break from all the naps and same old thing.  Whatever....  here's another song.......
 

To the tune of “Closing Time”
By Semisonic

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8)

Voting time
Open all the doors and let you out into the world
Voting time
No matter how you slice it this year’s winner will be a giddy girl

Voting time
One last call for jury folks to get the fame they hold so dear
Voting time
If you don’t like this season, hope for better… next… year

I don’t care who gets to take it home
Beauty, Smart, or Scheming Little Gnome
I don’t care who gets to take it home
Just go home

Voting time
Next year keep the classics but create an entertaining home
Voting time
Time for Rich and Allison to let some fresh ideas come

“PC” is a racket, listen to the experts
By “experts”, I mean the fans
Voting time
Next year’s new beginning comes from this year’s slowly dying end, yeah

I don’t care who gets to take it home
Beauty, Smart, or Scheming Little Gnome
I don’t care who gets to take it home
Just go home

Voting time
Time for Rich and Allison to let some fresh ideas come

I don’t care who gets to take it home
Beauty, Smart, or Scheming Little Gnome
I don’t care who gets to take it home
Just go home

Voting time
Next year’s new beginning comes from this year’s slowly dying end
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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2016, 08:18:43 PM »

Ok... time to start on season 18.....
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