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Rico
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« on: June 28, 2013, 11:13:38 AM »

Here are some songs I did for BB12....

They are in approximate order of events.

I'm not going to post links, so if you are not familiar with the melody, just YouTube it!

(some are partial songs, and some are not traditional songs - like the parody of "Pants on Da Ground")
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 11:14:55 AM »

Did anyone hear the rumor that Matt and Enzo are going to be a guest duet on the next American Idol?
Here’s a clip of their song:

Hand down da pants!
Hand down da pants!
Lookin’ like a foo’ wit der hand down da pants!
Got da penguin suit on, hoody on sideways…
Hand down da pants……
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 11:15:53 AM »

To the tune of “Piggies”
By The Beatles

Have you seen the little piggy
Eating like a cow?
Hand shoved down his pants again,
This piggy’s “cocky” now.
Big pathetic “Meow”…
His name…is…En-zo…
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 11:17:29 AM »

To the tune of “Down on the Corner”
By CCR

Early in the evening just around supper time,
Over by the hammock they're starting to unwind
Enzo's in the corner, scratchin' on his sack
Laney's in the shower, givin' it a whack

Down at Big Brother, out in L.A.
Brit and the young boys are playin'
Choose the guest you want to stay

Ragan is a whiner, but he really knows the game
Hayden's mediocre, his game's a little lame
Britney teases Lane, right in front of Nick
Lane says "this won't hurt much - just a little prick"

Down at Big Brother, out in L.A.
Brit and the young boys are playin'
Choose the guest you want to stay

You don't need much money just to view the show
"Live feeds" are discounted, BBN keeps you "in the know"
Posters are amazing, here from every state
Comments are entertaining, game talk is great

Down at Big Brother, out in L.A.
Brit and the young boys are playin'
Choose the guest you want to stay
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 11:18:45 AM »

To the tune of “Stand By Your Man”
By Tammy Wynette

Sometimes it's hard to be a houseguest
Being as mean and nasty as you can
You'll have bad times, BB will have good times
Doing things that you don't understand

But if you love them, you'll forgive them
Production cheats, but you must understand
They have a their reasons, we'll hope for better seasons
'Cause, after all, we're hardcore fans

Stand by your fans
Give them a show to cling to
And something fun for summer
When TV shows are boring
Stand by your fans
And show the world you love them
Keep givin' all the twists you ca-a-a-n
Stand... by.... your fans
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 11:21:49 AM »

To the tune of “Forever and Ever, Amen”
By Randy Travis
(and from Ragan's perspective)

You may think that I'm talking foolish
You heard that I'm cruel as can be
You may wonder how I can promise you now
This hate that I feel for you always will be

If you need an insult, I'm willing
I'll make fun of your pimples or thighs
I hate your red hair, it sure needs some repair
Just wear your extentions 'til the day that you die

Oh, Rachel,
I'm gonna hate you forever
Forever and ever, amen
As sure as Matt's hand will rest in the nether
As sure as Brit's picking always starts up again

If you wonder how long I'll be hateful
I'll be happy to tell you again..
I'm gonna hate you forever and ever
Forever and ever, amen

They say happenings in Vegas will stay there
Oh, how I wish it were true
Honey, I don't care... you just need to beware
That the only thing I wish was in Vegas is you

Big Brother plays tricks on a memory
Makes a houseguest forget things they knew
It's easy to see Brendon's brain is faulty
He's already forgotten what, for money, you'll do

Oh, Rachel,
I'm gonna hate you forever
Forever and ever, amen
As sure as Matt's hand will rest in the nether
As sure as Brit's picking always starts up again

If you wonder how long I'll be hateful
Just listen to how this song ends...
I'm gonna hate you forever and ever
Forever and ever, amen
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2013, 11:24:42 AM »

To the tune of “Top of the World”
By The Carpenters
(and from Layne's perspective)

Such a feeling's coming over me
There's a tingle in a place the sun don't see
Britney's shorts are so high, to the top of her thigh
They're so short I'm learning gynecology

Britney gets me hotter than the sun
When she's near I sweat more than a pregnant nun
And she screws with my head, even sleeps in my bed
When her boyfriend's gone we'll really have some fun

I'm on the top of Brit's world, gettin'
All her flirtation
And the only complication I can find
Is the anger Nick's found as he sees us mess around
Britney's put me on the top of the world

Someone in this house has skewed my game
And she's teased me 'til I can't recall my name
We will wrestle and play, bedroom eyes all the day
Her poor man back home will never be the same

There is only one thing on my mind
When this game is through I hope that I will find
That the game she has played, ended with me getting laid
And there's no surprise that she left Nick behind

I'm on the top of Brit's world, gettin'
All her flirtation
And the only complication I can find
Is the anger Nick's found as he sees us mess around
Britney's put me on the top of the world
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2013, 11:26:06 AM »

To the tune of “Poor Little Fool”
By Ricky Nelson

I used to float around the house
Don't know how I got this far
Now I've gone delusional
Thinking I'm a star

Poor little fool
Oh, yeah, I'm such a fool, uh huh
(oh oh, poor little fool, Enzo's a fool oh yeah)

I eat so loud, I'll make you sick
My manners are so bad
I don't show "wifey" no respect
I hope that she's not mad

Poor little fool
Oh, yeah, I'm such a fool, uh huh
(oh oh, poor little fool, Enzo's a fool oh yeah)

My hands are always down my pants
I love to scratch my balls
I'll say the words "yo, yo" so much
You'll climb right up the walls

Poor little fool
Oh, yeah, I'm such a fool, uh huh
(oh oh, poor little fool, Enzo's a fool oh yeah)

I brag so much, you'd not believe
I can't compete or win
I'll talk the smack incessantly
Then fail and fail again

Poor little fool
Oh, yeah, I'm such a fool, uh huh
(oh oh, poor little fool, Enzo's a fool oh yeah)

I think I'm so damn popular
I know you love me too
When I get out I'll be depressed
These things I think aren't true

Poor little fool
Oh, yeah, I'm such a fool, uh huh
(oh oh, poor little fool, Enzo's a fool oh yeah)
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2013, 11:27:55 AM »

To the tune of “Viva, Las Vegas!”
By Elvis Presley

Bright light city sure produced a ho
And released her on Big Brother
Yes, it's true, she's in the Jury House now
But still annoys me like no other
She'll give a real snide remark and an evil stare
Ragan sure loves her extensions of hair
But she's got her loyal fans and they don't care
Cuz, Rachel.... is Vegas!
Rachel.... is Vegas!

Some wish that she was back in the house
To give the season some spice
Others say that they can't stand the witch
Never seeing her would be nice
She'd say "don't get between me and my man"
She's latched on to Brendon, and here is her plan:
"Brendon - bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan"
Cuz, Rachel.... is Vegas!
Rachel.... is Vegas!
Rachel.... Rachel.... IS VEGAS!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 11:29:14 AM »

To the tune of “Crying”
By Roy Orbison

Brit was all right for a while
She could smile for a while
But she found out last night
That the brigade was so tight
That they kicked her out the door
Aww she had no chance, to make the "dance"

Now she is cry-i-i-i-ng, oh so blue
Cry-i-i-i-ng, oh so blue
Now Nick might say "so long"
Leave her standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying, crying cry-i-ing
It's hard to understand but this house sure can
Can start her crying

She thought that she was in "top 3"
But it's just not to be
She wants to stay some more, be Lane’s two-bit whore
But there's nothing she can do-o-o-o
The boys will set her free and she'll always be

Cry-i-i-i-ng, oh so blue
Cry-i-i-i-ng, oh so blue
Yes, now she's gone and from this moment on
She'll be crying, crying, crying, cry-i-i-ing
Yeah crying, crying, boo-o-o-o-o hoo!
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 11:32:52 AM »

Ok, that's all I can find for BB12....

Hope you liked them!
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