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1  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: September 20, 2017, 01:40:44 AM
Well, it looks like I won't be posting another song... this season has been less than inspirational.
Every week the same.  Paul controlling everything, everyone else happy to sit back and watch him win.  Mostly, the same comps as before.
When there is only one theme to the season (Paul controlling everything), inspiration for new song subject matter runs a little thin.
Production did try some new twists, with mixed results, but it did little to change the play of the game (a new twist comes and they all ask Paul what they should do with it).... oh, well.  I'll watch again next year anyway!

Thank you, David, for your consistent support this year!
2  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 30, 2017, 10:00:55 PM
 
 
To the tune of “Helplessly Hoping”
By Crosby, Stills & Nash

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtFRsCXRcc)
(For an embarrassingly awful, low-tech rendition of the lyrics below, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaB_tUHud8w)

Heartlessly hateful to
Houseguests who hover nearby
Attacking with words

Alex shows glimpses of a gentle true spirit
She does… but it’s all just a lie
Prone to spit accusations and bile

Wordlessly watching Kev waits for the next show
And wonders at the hate she has inside
Helplessly hoping she won’t make it personal
He worries is this “Lord of the Flies”?
Can’t even… say “hello”

She is one person
With a heart of stone
They will mob together
They abhor each other

A theme of the season
We’ve seen something ugly and hateful
Morality is lost

It’s not simple lying
It's worse, in a lady who bullies
Kindness has been tossed
No limits on this show

She is one person
With a heart of stone
They will mob together
They abhor each other
3  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 27, 2017, 10:02:37 AM
 
 
To the tune of “Witchy Woman”
By The Eagles

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlpRG01OFew)

Raven's there, with her ruby lips
Never far from Matt's fingertips
Annoying voices every night
The other houseguests gonna set things right
 
Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
You've been hearin' lies
Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
Thursday, your man flies

She held them spellbound with her plight
Dancing, illness, somethin' ain't right
Big disaster in the storage room
She drove the house to madness acting like a loon

Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
You've been hearin' lies
Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
Thursday, your man flies

Matt, I know you want to love her
Let me tell your brother
You've been sleeping
In the devil's bed

And there's some rumors going 'round
That soon you’re Jury-bound
You’d gladly give up half a million
She’s inside your head

Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
You've been hearin' lies
Oooh, oooh, bitchy woman
Thursday, your man flies
4  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 22, 2017, 08:09:33 PM
 
 
To the tune of “Another Day”
By Paul McCartney & Wings

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JodPHplACCE)

(For a very rough rendition of the lyrics below, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba1IVfsvOcQ)
 

Every morning they wake up.  Before they even poo,
They sit around the house and wait for Paul to them what to do
It's just another day

Just a bunch of lemmings, following their vet
Willing to let him win cuz he’s their hero
It's just another day

Asking Paul’s advice ‘cuz for themselves they cannot think
Same old stuff and as we watch we find it hard to stay awake
It's just another day
It's just another day
Same Big Brother day

So sad, so sad, to Paul they all kneel… so sad
The Beard has them under his spell
And Production’s wet dreams see him win as well

Ahh… play, Paul says to play, and he dumps, and you stay
On the block the next day, so sad
To Paul they all kneel… so sad

As they throw another twist into the house of nine
People gather 'round him and they ask him how to stay alive
It's just another day
It's just another day
Same Big Brother day

So sad, so sad, to Paul they all kneel… so sad
The Beard has them under his spell
And Production’s wet dreams see him win as well

Ahh… play, Paul says to play, and he dumps, and you stay
On the block the next day, so sad
To Paul they all kneel… so sad

Every morning they wake up.  Before they even poo,
They sit around the house and wait for Paul to them what to do
It's just another day

Just a bunch of lemmings, following their vet
Willing to let him win cuz he’s their hero
It's just another day
It's just another day
Same Big Brother day
5  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 15, 2017, 10:34:47 PM
As Cody would sing it.....


To the tune of “Garden Party”
By Ricky Nelson

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHR7_VZdRw)

(For a very rough rendition of the lyrics below, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHDL0M-32fA)

I went to play Big Brother, share a house and find a friend
A chance to earn half a million bucks, ‘cause I thought I’d win
When it got to the competitions, I knew that’s why I came
No one could deny me, I put them all to shame

But it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

And people came from miles around, everyone was there
Elena brought her life vest, Kevin brought his hair
An' over in the corner, Christmas flexed her thighs
Raven danced into Matthew’s heart, and Jess was my surprise

But it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

I played those competitions, but that’s not all the game
Never thought ‘bout being social, and layin’ low’s insane
Relied on Jess to get me thru, ‘cuz she belongs to me
When she left I got the back-door, now it’s time to leave

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Meatball child
Playing the pots, raisin’ hell, and acting crazy wild
If you’re gonna play BB20, I wish you a lot of luck
But if meatballs and vets make up the game, I rather drive a truck

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself

And it's goodbye now, I learned my lesson well
You see, I can't play with anyone, so I’m playin’ with myself
6  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 08, 2017, 09:49:35 PM
 
This one is obviously Jessica singing to Cody...
 
 
To the tune of “Ready To Take A Chance Again”
By Barry Manilow

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkr9Ipj1XA)

You remind me this game can be Hell
Shows from the past have taught me to play
But not very well

This game has surprises
A crisis arises, and you lose your cool with the group
It’s just how you are
And it’s not very good

But.. I'm… ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it
And I'm ready to drop my pants again for you

Babies cryin’… put an end to our ‘ffair
I just held on, but the soldier was done
Ten minutes repair…

And... I'm… ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it

And I'm ready to drop my pants again
Ready to put my game on the line for you
Been playin’ with nothing to show for it
Just throw me your bone and I’ll go for it

And I'm ready to drop my pants again
And I'm ready to drop my pants again for you
For you
7  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: August 06, 2017, 05:26:40 PM
 
 
To the tune of “Crazy Train”
By Ozzy Osbourne

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VZjE6JdHg)

All aboard!  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Crazy, but that's how it goes
A house full of people living as foes
Childish, adolescent debates
Banging the pots
Singing circus refrains

Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train

We sit in the bleachers
And look at the fools
Follow the leader
Who tells them the rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
Then CBS sells it, and they live out the role
Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that ratings are the only thing
You gotta pander to the world
Yeah

12-year-old bullies
That's what they've become
Classless berating… is especially dumb
Crazy, bad behavior affair
Are they proud of their actions?  Not at all self-aware?

Paul manipulating
Sheeple in the game
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
8  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: July 30, 2017, 02:50:27 PM
 
 
To the tune of “Where the Streets Have No Name”
By U2

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQxl9EI9YBg)

I wanna run, I want to hide
I wanna tear out my hair
As I watch those inside
Some need to go back
From whence they came
With the Meatballs to blame

Josh is unreal, such a disgrace
Yet, it’s not ok to throw
Pickle juice to face
Guests better take shelter
From a poisoned game
With the Meatballs to blame

Where the Meats have no shame
Where the Meats have no game
Still failing, then running their mouth
Running their mouth, and when they go there
They look like a fool, it's all in plain view

The house is upturned, and no one to trust
With plans disrupted by twists
Wins are a must
There is no place
For strategic mistakes
And the Meatball’s to blame

Where the Meats have no shame
Where the Meats have no game
Still failing, then running their mouth
Running their mouth, and when they go there
They look like a fool, it's all in plain view

Your love is a bust
Making poor decisions again
Poor decisions again, oh, and I see your “love”
Create a blinding trust

Oh, we're making poor decisions again
Poor decisions again
Oh, when you go there, you look like a fool
You deserve ridicule
9  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / Re: BB19 Songs on: July 15, 2017, 12:39:28 PM
Thank you all for your kind welcome back... it's great to see everyone again!
 
 
To the tune of “Endless Love”
By Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8)

[Cody:] My love,
We didn’t play this game right
Full speed day 1’s not bright

[Jessica:] My worst love,
You tell me what I should think
Plan every step I make

[Cody:] And I
[Jessica:] I-I-I-I-I
[Cody:] I won’t be there
[Both:] Cuz all I’ve got is you
[Cody:] No one else gets through...

[Jessica:] And your eyes
[Cody:] Your eyes, your eyes
[Both:] They’ve got such a cold, blank stare!
Ooh yes, you will always be
My Friendless One

[Both:] Cold hearts,
Some say this game should be fun
We just get business done

[Jessica:] Forever
[Cody:] Ohhhhhh
[Both:] They’ll bring you/(me) back to the farm
They can't resist your/(my) “charm”

[Jessica:] And love
[Cody:] Oh, love
[Both:] I'll be a tool
For ratings, I'm sure
[Jessica:] Psycho-intense, gold mine
[Cody:] Oh, you know I’m a gold mine

[Both:] 'Cause you,
You’ve got no one else in the house, but me, Oh
[Jessica:] I know
[Cody:] I know
[Both:] I've found in you
My Friendless One

[Cody:] Oooh-woow
[Both:] Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb

[Both:] Oooh, and love
[Cody:] Oh, love
I'll be back soon
For ratings, I'm sure
[Jessica:] You’re a gold, land mine
[Cody:] Oh you know-
[Both:] I will grind

[Both:] And, YES
You'll(I’ll) be the Battle Back one
'Cause NO one can deny
CBS wants you(me) back inside
And they’ll give it all to you(me)
[Cody:] My love
[Jessica:] My love, my love
[Both:] My Friendless One
10  Big Brother 19 / Big Brother 19 / BB19 Songs on: July 06, 2017, 12:30:56 PM
Another season is upon us..... looks like it might have potential.
All the usual stereotypes are present, and it sounds like the twists this year might actually work out!
So, without further ado..... the first song of this season
(based on the first couple of episodes, I couldn't help but put this one out there):
 
 
To the tune of “Posh”

By The Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang Soundtrack

(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNpWBMNyC0w)

Others have paranoia for a while, yours exceeds them by a mile
Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
Saying you’re smart, assuming the worst, but not so properly
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H… Josh

Psychotic rants, throwing shade, acting like a clown
When paranoia bubbles up, you'll never let us down
You’re on your way, no more to play, ta-ta and toodle-oo
Don’t let the door hit your butt… goodbye, good riddance too!

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
Two days in, you’re falling apart… time for psychiatry
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H… Josh

When on a team, our goal we mean to win and gain our safety
My teammates haven’t got a clue, the group’s ‘bout to hate me
I’ll grab the gold, protect myself, my team can take the fall
It’s all about me, I am smart, middle finger to you all!

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
Oh seeing him crumble’s kinda sad, a hustler wannabe

Oh… Josh, Josh’s unraveling life, unraveling in BB
First impression, not so good… volatility!
When you have a chance in the game to advance, you do it selfishly
Soon out, on your way home, Josh you are gonna be… (J)-O-S-H
J-O-S-H, J-O-S-H… Josh
11  Big Brother 18 / Big Brother 18 / Re: BB18 Songs on: September 22, 2016, 02:39:39 PM
Well, we are at the end of another season...
I must admit, I'm scratching my head a little with Paul's choice, even though I knew it was coming.
Some people get on BB for the experience of it, some because they just want to be on TV, and some want to win.
We've seen people give up a chance at $500,000 for a showmance they think is a real life relationship, and we've seen them do it for what they perceive is some sort of actual loyalty or obligation.  This year we have seen someone play a great game, switch "loyalties" when necessary, lie when necessary, win comps when necessary, insult and agitate (even when not really necessary), then risk $450,000 because of an idealistic (perhaps "I will beat either of them" cockiness) attitude.
"James doesn't deserve to be there at the end"? Huh  That may be true, but... really?  You're going to play a great game and then risk it all on "punishing" or "not wanting to reward" someone else for, in your opinion, not doing enough during the season?  Are you there to win, or to make a commentary on how you feel the game should be played?
Well I hope you enjoy your noble commentary.  Problem is: noble commentary doesn't help your family, noble commentary doesn't send your kids (or future kids) to college, you can't live in a new house built on noble commentary, and it won't pay your bills for the next 10 years.
Here's the kicker.... Paul was willing to play the deceitful, loyalty-flipping, do-what-you-have-to-do aspect of the game all season - but not at the very end. 
I know Nicole said she would be able to live with herself better by taking someone to the final 2 who deserves it.  Umm…. Hello… this isn’t real life!  It is a game!  Now, $500,00… THAT’S real life!  The whole game is built around rewarding deception and competitiveness, not chivalry!  Trying to introduce some sort of noble gesture into it is completely out of place. 
I don't know if it was too much confidence in being able to beat either one, or if he doesn’t really care about or need the extra $450K, but not taking James to F2 was certainly a costly mistake (if you care about actually winning). 
 
 
To the tune of “Don’t Write Me Off”
By Hugh Grant, in the movie “Music & Lyrics”


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqSpukl9zCU)
   
It’s never been easy for me
To justify what could be called stupidity
But this time Paul actually said what’s on his mind
So a costly “noble” choice perhaps is fine

With half a million, your whole life could change
Your family’s future you could rearrange
You were playing in a game that’s full of lies and mean attacks
You were willing to throw the “C-word” and stab your friends right in the back

And while you knew, based on his track record,
Taking James would be the safest bet
You went with the more “noble” choice, that someday you might… regret

For years in the house we have seen the same old story
They want the money, fame, and their “15 minutes” of glory
But there’s something new this season, if you take another glance
Hypocritical  “friendship” underneath your hateful rants

And though I know, you already played a game
Good enough… to beat any vet
To not insure it at the end, is something you might… regret
Something you might… regret
12  Big Brother 18 / Big Brother 18 / Re: BB18 Songs on: September 06, 2016, 06:58:57 PM
 
I know... there are 6 remaining as of today and the song below says 5. 
I'm already accounting for one leaving this week.
 
To the tune of “Soak Up The Sun”
By Sheryl Crow


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls)

Paul’s friend has earned his trust… and also Nic and Corey’s
They better watch their a@@, or he’ll wind up winning BB

Not much on social game, no showmance daily romp
He’s getting what he wants, by winning every comp

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

He’s gonna beat everyone
He’s gonna beat everyone

They’ve got real tough job… one eviction’s hard enough
He’ll do whatev’ it takes… Coming back for him ain’t too tough

Every time you turn around
Victor’s takin’ someone down
Even when you cut him loose
Production sends him back to you

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

He’s gonna beat everyone
Can win in his sleep

Paul has the friendship thing, but not like a Svengali
He’s along for the ride, but baby, Vic’s the one who has the key

Every time you turn around
Victor’s takin’ someone down
Even when you cut him loose
Production sends him back to you
Wins HOH and Veto too

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
He’s a competition beast, he’ll light you up
Let me tell you that…
Five… BB players remain
But when you give him 3 chan-ces, that’s enough

Vic’s… gonna beat everyone
Unless the others combine
So they can move on
13  Big Brother 18 / Big Brother 18 / Re: BB18 Songs on: August 23, 2016, 07:16:16 PM
 
 
To the tune of “Key Largo”
By Bertie Higgins


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA)


Wrapped around his finger
Nicole in typical form
Not too worried ‘bout game-play
Lying safe in Corey’s arms

Watching others make moves
Distracted by love so temporary
Hoping he’ll be her hero
And she’ll be his leading lady

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
Good luck to you kids
To win like Rach and Jordan did
It could happen again, I know, but…
Tough way to win in Big Brother

Nat and James are no better
You won’t see them apart
But their game they’ll surrender
A target right on their heart

She’s a smokin’ hot deal
He’s average for men
A cute couple, for real
But will it get you the win?

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
Good luck to you kids
To win like Rach and Jordan did
It could happen again, I know, but…
Tough way to win in Big Brother

They have it all
Just like Brendan and Ray-chul
Starring in their own reality show
Wastin’ their days in Big Brother
14  Big Brother 18 / Big Brother 18 / Re: BB18 Songs on: August 21, 2016, 02:18:43 AM
 
 
To the tune of “Ring Ring”
By ABBA


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0EoXdpOqg)


You were sleeping in your room
The mood was bad, a touch of gloom
Then a guest came in, started talking smack… about you
Comments stung with quite a bite
Everything they said was right
Won't you tell me how it feels with a target on you?

Zingbot set the sights on you
And there’s nothing you can do, oh-oh

Zing!  Zing!  Out of the hammock you fall
Zing!  Zing!  Comments will make you look small
Zing!  Zing!  Meltdown in front of us all
With your faults exposed for all to see
You will take it from Zingbot happily
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all

All the stupid things you’ve done
Your decisions that were wrong
It is all fair game for the jokes the Zingbot is makin’
Did you cry, and puke or spew?
Or your girl’s controlling you?
Did your spirit crumble like the lousy pies you’re bakin’?

Zingbot won’t let you forget
Sarcasm on our TV set, oh-oh

Zing!  Zing!  Out of the hammock you fall
Zing!  Zing!  Comments will make you look small
Zing!  Zing!  Meltdown in front of us all
With your faults exposed for all to see
You will take it from Zingbot happily
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Mocking derision it’s called
O-Oh, Zing!  Zing!  Ridicule fashioned for all
15  Big Brother 18 / Big Brother 18 / Re: BB18 Songs on: August 15, 2016, 12:09:57 AM
Once again, thank you all for your kind words...

Well, this one was obviously coming at some point this year.
Since PP may be over this week, I figure now is as good of a time as any....
 
 
 
To the tune of “Hey Paula”
By Paul & Paula


(If you are not familiar with the tune, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vOo-3XWxpo)
 

[Paul]
Hey, hey, Paulie… I’m gonna get rid of you
Hey, hey, Paulie… the time for PP is through
I've played you this long, faked loyalty too
Paulie, I can't play no more with you
Bye, bye, love… bye, bye, love

[Paulie]
Hey Paul… I've been a puppet for you
Hey, hey, hey Paul… I’ve copied all that you do
Now Corey’s my boy, and his friendship’s real
At least that’s what in the DR I feel
My bud, my bud

[Both]
Friendship means planning for “Final Two”
Now if I’m there, it won’t be with you
“Friendship” is only a word we used
Trying to control what you do
We’re liars… we’re liars

[Paul]
Hey, hey, Paulie… No more bro-mance for you

[Paulie]
Hey, hey, Paul… I’m God’s gift to girls, too

[Both]
Friendship means planning for “Final Two”
Now if I’m there, it won’t be with you
“Friendship” is only a word we used
Trying to control what you do
We’re liars… we’re liars

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